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The mice are friendly guys who do all the paperwork for the cops

The cops had more paperwork and indeed less thief-chasing
Luckily the mice did all their paperwork, is’it amazing!
Their smelly shits are the only thing we can’t be praising.

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Exterminators called in to deal with a mice infestation at a London police station found a nest on one officer’s messy desk.

A spokeswoman for the Met said that the ‘paperwork home’ set up on one desk by mice consisted of ‘paperwork that did not relate to operational police matters’.

“That’s when one guy found a mouse nest in his paperwork. It’s fair to say he was a little embarrassed.”

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Love stinks



He loved her much and inscribed his message in genuine manure
She found the lovely letters exciting, made of fresh dung and pure
Such is the bond of love between these two hearts and love’s allure.

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An Iowa farmer has given his wife her “crappiest” ever birthday present.

Carole and Dick Kleis /PA

Dick Kleis used a manure spreader to spell out “HAP B DAY LUV U” in a field visible from the living room of the couple’s home.

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It is okay to steal but only from rich businesses

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Vicar tells poor to shoplift

A vicar has caused controversy by encouraging poor people to shoplift to feed their families.

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if you have experience in conducting research in the female sex industry,this job is in your lap

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Leeds University is advertising for a £31,000-a-year researcher - to study lap dancing.

The post, in the School of Sociology and Social Policy, is for:

“Research Officer - The rise and regulation of lap dancing and the place of sexual labour and consumption in the night time economy”.

The ad stipulates the successful applicant will need to have “prior experience of conducting research in the female sex industry”.

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